terça-feira, 25 de março de 2008

80% Sabrina Sato




Tudo o que eu fiz na minha vida e deu certo (tá, as coisas que deram errado tbm começaram assim), foi resultado de uma meta imposta a mim, por mim mesma.
Vir pra São Paulo foi assim;
Pegar o escorpiano também! (minha dança da vitória: direita, direita; esquerda, esquerda; balança a cabeça; bracinho da macarena: rebola até o chão, ainda com as mãos na cabeça- eu não me canso de comemorar!)

E convenhamos, ficar sem nenhum desafiozinho na vida é muito chato.

Portanto, minha mais nova meta é simples e clara: Sabrina Sato!

Calma!

Eu não estou a fim de pegar a Sabrina Sato, ela nem faz o meu tipo. Sou muito mais La Jolie (suspiro apaixonado).

Ela é minha meta porque ninguém fica tão bem dentro de um biquini quanto ela.

Ok, eu sei que a meta é ousada. Ficar com um corpão 100% Sabrina Sato não há de ser tarefa fácil. Mas, levando em conta que eu sou cerca de 80% mais inteligente que ela (tô sendo beeeeeem modesta), só precisaria de 20% do corpitcho e já tava valendo. Mas, ela deve ser uns 120% mais bem paga do que eu (to sendo beeeeem otimista quanto ao meu humilde salário). O que me dá uma porcentagem de 80% de gostosura naipe Sabrina Sato à atingir...

Tá, se eu der conta de chegar até os 60% tô no lucro!

Pra implementar esta meta ousadíssima já entrei na academia. Todo dia as 6 da madruga lá estou eu, suando na esteira e olhando pra poluição paulistana no horizonte.
Também estou doando meus ovos de páscoa (sim, é brega, eu sou bem grandinha pra isso, mas minha vó me deu, fazer o quê?). Porque se a Sabrina Sato ganhou ovos de páscoa ela doou ou jogou fora! (ela pode ter comido e depois vomitado, mas eu prefiro não cogitar essa alternativa)

A única dúvida cruel que pintou foi: "E a minha cervejinha! O que fazer?"
Depois de muito refletir sobre essa questão polêmica, cheguei à seguinte conclusão:

A Sabrina Sato tem a maior cara de cachaceira, e se ela consegue ser gostosa mesmo enchendo a cara, por que não eu? E digo mais, nem a possibilidade de ficar 80% tão gostosa quanto a filha da puta que ilustra esta postagem me fará parar de tomar cerveja. E tenho dito!

PS: VAI TOMÁ NO CÚ! PROCURA UMA CELULITE NA BUNDA DESSA VACA!!!! OU UMA GORDURINHA NA BARRIGA! ELA TEM BARRIGA NEGATIVA, É UMA NÃO-BARRIGA PORRA! Mas ela vai ver só, chupa Sabrina Sato (tá, daqui uns 6 meses). E eu nem vou precisar tirar foto pelada ou ser tirada de burra toda semana em um programa de televisão (dancinha da vitória again!).

21 comentários:

Thiago da Hora disse...

bom, boa sorte ae! XD

Juliana Velico disse...

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

PQP!!!!! Pensei que só eu fosse louca assim..rss
Tb sou mais La Jolie.. ~suspirando tb~ porque ela além de linda, bocuda e inteligente, pega aquele gostoso do Brad..rsss
Masss tenho que concordar que essa Sato aí é uma fdp que fica bem em qualquer biquini (acessório extinto do meu guarda roupa)
Boa sorte pra vc (e pra mim) e que venha Sabrina Sato!!..rss
Beijocas!!
Te adicionei aos meus links favoritos ;-)

Goiab'dullah disse...

pelo jeito perdi meu capitulo do tcc
hehehehe

Presmic disse...

Ameiiii o blo0g!!!
Posso linkar no meu?
Bjokas

Thiago da Hora disse...

querida, vamos estar respondendo pra mim lááá no meu blog? agora que eu vi que você mandou eu provar o que disse sobre minha voz. HAHAHAHA

EU PROVO! me liga algum dia porque eu não tenho crédito... HAHAHAHA

Sol! disse...

Jú, to te linkando por aqui tbm!!! E olha, corre na boca pequena que a Jolie é a mulher que faria mta hétero por aí provar da fruta hahahahahahaha!!!! (me incluo na dita estatística popular!)

Goiabada cascão! Minha contribuição no seu TCC tá super de pé, mas quero agradecimentos viu!Este é meu preço! hahahaha
Thiago, me passa seu celular? rsssss

Bruna! Claro que pode adicionar! Farei o mesmo! Agora me explica, comé que é ser diplomata, jornalista e blogueira? hehehehe

E agora, momento cultura inútil, chuta qto a Sato ganha pra aparecer 15 minutos numa festinha????
R$20.000,00 SIM VINTE MIL REAIS!

Porra, agora me fodi, vou ter que ficar uns 40% mais gostosa que ela levando em consideração a conta bancária da vacaaaaaa

Presmic disse...

Hahah
Muito mais incomum do que vc imagina! Meu sitia é 44 8)
Depois da um clike lá no original do Blogh B! pra vc ver quanta besteira_hahaha
O link assusta mas é assim mesmo: http://www.globoonliners.com.br/icox.php?mdl=pagina&op=listar&usuario=921

Bjokas

Anônimo disse...

Doida, atualizei meio na pilantragem, mas tá lá. E cuidado com esse negócio de sabina sato.rs.rs.rs. Vai ficar doida.
Beijos!

Anônimo disse...

Ah e outra: ela nao tem celulite nenhuma mermo. FILHA DA PUTA. E ee, invejosa, como sou, digo: não tem celulite, mas pergunta pra ela quem é saramago e veja o q ela responde e se responde.rs.rs.

Beijos!

Anônimo disse...

Oi!! descobri seu site hoje e tô lendo tudo. Enfim.. A questão do projeto Sabrina é uma boa. Tenho muitas metas e quando as atinjo acabo criando outra, pq ficar sem uma não tem graça. Masss....tem muita genética ali. Toda aquela falta de celulite, estrias e coisas que odiamos vêm (em grande parte) de berço.
Em relação ao carão, num conta o segredo, não. Aí perde a graça!!! rsrs

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